Best-of list (with apologies to Bob Arnold)

Best place visited -- Rome

Best shopping -- Barcelona (only most shops were closed because it was Sunday)

Best supported cliche -- rude French people in Nice

Best stunt driving -- the motorcyclists in Naples, Sorrento, and Pompeii

Best place to find transvestites -- south of Pisa near Camp Darby

Best professional tour guide -- Antonio in Naples

Best amateur tour guide -- Francesca Ferraro

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